Was something my aunt told me on a regular basis. And I'm cool as shit now!! I'm moody, messy- bold. I used to have opinions comin out my ears but my aunt taught me very quickly that sometimes it is NOT okay to say what's on your mind. And then later in life she showed me just how hard the word cinnamon is to say when your drunk :p Then again, so is "oh, I couldn't. no one wants to hear me sing karaoke". Other things I've learned: Clingy people enrage me. Jealousy is a terrible disease. No matter what anyone says, it's definitely so cool that boys can pee standing up. I don't actually wish I could pee upright it would just be nice if I could do it at my own convenience, you know?? But boys are dumb. Blood is definitely thicker than water. I really love how peoples first impressions usually aren't right. I also love how people point to their wrist when asking if you know what time it is. Next time I ask someone where the washroom is, I'm going to point at my crotch. Life is really really short; when you're little all you want to do is grow up. Then when you grow up, you take your also grown up boyfriend to the beach and he plays in a giant sand puddle for 3 hours with every small child within a mile radius. That's when you start to miss being little. Don't say please, but always say thank you. Unless it's not deserved. Don't wait until it's to late to tell someone how much they mean to you. You never know when it's someones time to go. Walk an old lady across the street. Then hold out your hand and wait for a tip. LAUGH. Make brownies. Make special brownies. Eat something you always thought was gross. Hell.. get real brave and eat a dog treat. Live it up. Party it up. Drink it up. Soak it in.
Raise a little hell in the process.
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