80 days 'till Amsterdam

Pure Ignorance

Sugar, Cinnamon and I went out on the town last night. We were looking fine as usual :) and ready to paarrttyy. And it gave me a chance to wear that ah-mazing dereon hoodie dress and new shoes!! Anyways, walking down whyte in clubwear gets you a lot of honks and shouts. Why do boys do that? HANG ON!! Let me get on my roller blades and chase you! You wanna go steady don't you?! That's why you made all that commotion? Haha.. so we get to the bar and it's chillin, everyone looks like their having a good time. To our left are 4 little girls (clearly fresh to the bar scene) staring at Sug. Then the "queen bee" walked over, minions in tow, and started yelling in her face "what are you looking at?!". And Sugar, being one of my best friends, has a temper right on par with mine. She gave the girl about 2 seconds before she laid her young ass out right there on the dance floor. I remember shouting and cheering (coming from mine and cinnamon's direction lol) and then we were outside. I'm assuming we got kicked out. And the beef clique gets to stay? Interesting. It's cool though, we ended up a house party bigger than any of those babies can probably fathom.

Keep Your Head Up- Walk Like A Model. Stop For No One; Attitude Like A Rock Star

Was something my aunt told me on a regular basis. And I'm cool as shit now!! I'm moody, messy- bold. I used to have opinions comin out my ears but my aunt taught me very quickly that sometimes it is NOT okay to say what's on your mind. And then later in life she showed me just how hard the word cinnamon is to say when your drunk :p Then again, so is "oh, I couldn't. no one wants to hear me sing karaoke". Other things I've learned: Clingy people enrage me. Jealousy is a terrible disease. No matter what anyone says, it's definitely so cool that boys can pee standing up. I don't actually wish I could pee upright it would just be nice if I could do it at my own convenience, you know?? But boys are dumb. Blood is definitely thicker than water. I really love how peoples first impressions usually aren't right. I also love how people point to their wrist when asking if you know what time it is. Next time I ask someone where the washroom is, I'm going to point at my crotch. Life is really really short; when you're little all you want to do is grow up. Then when you grow up, you take your also grown up boyfriend to the beach and he plays in a giant sand puddle for 3 hours with every small child within a mile radius. That's when you start to miss being little. Don't say please, but always say thank you. Unless it's not deserved. Don't wait until it's to late to tell someone how much they mean to you. You never know when it's someones time to go. Walk an old lady across the street. Then hold out your hand and wait for a tip. LAUGH. Make brownies. Make special brownies. Eat something you always thought was gross. Hell.. get real brave and eat a dog treat. Live it up. Party it up. Drink it up. Soak it in.
Raise a little hell in the process.

Blackberry Curse

My Blackberry is ruining my life. It started messing with my head right off the bat like it was old to begin with, the pins for charging it fried roughly a week after I got the damn thing. Universal charger for the battery: $100 and I have to take my phone apart every time I want to charge it. Not to mention the previous owner had cracked the back in half and thrown it in a puddle among other abuses I'm sure. Talk about huurrting. But the real reign of terror began about a month ago when I got fired from my killer job because I was on my Blackberry too much. Granted- that was my bad, and at first I really was like wo0ow.. I effed that up. But now I see that was just a small part of my handheld's plan to take me down. So that left me looking for a job and eagerly awaiting my first EI cheque (which was delayed due to the fact that I didn't have a house phone or internet for a while and my Blackberry wouldn't let me dial a 1 800 number to file my report... interesting). Just living the dream basically. Then I got a call; a response to one of the billions of resumes I'd been dropping all over the city. I could barely hear her over what I assumed was office noise? Then silence followed by that BEEP battery too low. $@#!* start raging out as I tried to switch my SIN card over to an older phone of mine ASAP. Shes got to call back right. Now had my dog not started peeing on the carpet I wouldn't have been preoccupied, and maybe if I hadn't had my head in the clouds I wouldn't have forgot what I was doing and sat back down to have a smoke. And if I hadn't been so uber addicted to my smart phone for years now I would have remembered that the Motorola razor does NOT turn on automatically like Blackberrys do. Then maybe I would have physically turned my phone on instead of waiting the rest of the day for a call with my only line of communication down. There is absolutely no reason why the number she called from shouldn't have been saved on my call log but it WASN'T. so not only did my phone violate me but when it was done it dropped a handful of pennies on my head and told me to keep the change haha. I'm a small girl with bad temper so when I realised what was going on I flipped my shit. To make a long story short, my curve ended up on the other side of my apartment. Now it goes off when no one's calling and the ball doesn't scroll down. I NEED down.