Blackberry Curse

My Blackberry is ruining my life. It started messing with my head right off the bat like it was old to begin with, the pins for charging it fried roughly a week after I got the damn thing. Universal charger for the battery: $100 and I have to take my phone apart every time I want to charge it. Not to mention the previous owner had cracked the back in half and thrown it in a puddle among other abuses I'm sure. Talk about huurrting. But the real reign of terror began about a month ago when I got fired from my killer job because I was on my Blackberry too much. Granted- that was my bad, and at first I really was like wo0ow.. I effed that up. But now I see that was just a small part of my handheld's plan to take me down. So that left me looking for a job and eagerly awaiting my first EI cheque (which was delayed due to the fact that I didn't have a house phone or internet for a while and my Blackberry wouldn't let me dial a 1 800 number to file my report... interesting). Just living the dream basically. Then I got a call; a response to one of the billions of resumes I'd been dropping all over the city. I could barely hear her over what I assumed was office noise? Then silence followed by that BEEP battery too low. $@#!* start raging out as I tried to switch my SIN card over to an older phone of mine ASAP. Shes got to call back right. Now had my dog not started peeing on the carpet I wouldn't have been preoccupied, and maybe if I hadn't had my head in the clouds I wouldn't have forgot what I was doing and sat back down to have a smoke. And if I hadn't been so uber addicted to my smart phone for years now I would have remembered that the Motorola razor does NOT turn on automatically like Blackberrys do. Then maybe I would have physically turned my phone on instead of waiting the rest of the day for a call with my only line of communication down. There is absolutely no reason why the number she called from shouldn't have been saved on my call log but it WASN'T. so not only did my phone violate me but when it was done it dropped a handful of pennies on my head and told me to keep the change haha. I'm a small girl with bad temper so when I realised what was going on I flipped my shit. To make a long story short, my curve ended up on the other side of my apartment. Now it goes off when no one's calling and the ball doesn't scroll down. I NEED down.